YO MAMA JOKES: SO BAD, THEY'RE GOOD!

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef!

What do you call a cow with no legs and one eye?

Steak with one eye!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a cow that can't stop talking?

A bullhorn!

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

A calf-eteria!

What do you call a group of cows that can't stand?

A herd of silly cows!

What do you call a cow that's been sitting in the sun too long?

A well-done steak!

What do you call a cow that's always on the go?

A roaming bovine!

Yo Mama